It’s the holiday season. Gift giving, spending time with friends and family and eating much more delicious food than we probably need, are just a few of the traditions of the season.
It’s also a time for great music. There are the old traditional songs we all know and love. And then there’s the not-so classic songs such as Jeff Foxworthy’s (Redneck) 12 Days of Christmas. In this song, Jeff gets, among other things, four big mud tires and some parts for a Mustang GT.
If you’re a redneck or not, or maybe know one or two, the song is pretty funny. It got us thinking about some other holiday song titles (if they existed) that might be appropriately adjusted to the automotive world since we are, after all, a tire and automotive repair shop.
All I Want for Christmas is a New Front End
All I Want for Christmas is a New Front End is the first title to pop into our mind. If the front end of your vehicle pops, is hard to steer, or makes your vehicle sway from one side of the road to the other, this song title might be appropriate for your listening enjoyment (if it existed). Postle Tire Barn specializes in front end and suspension work. Let your loved ones know you want a new front end for Christmas.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Range Rover could be another classic hit one day, especially if your vehicle needs it’s brakes repaired. You guessed it: Postle Tire Barn specializes in brake repair, too.
Your a Mean One, Mr. Wrench. Can’t fix it yourself? Give us a call.
Lug Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire. Does your vehicle ride so rough you want to burn your tires and wheels? Postle Tire Barn specializes in diagnosing and repairing rough riding vehicles.
Do You Hear What I Hear? No need to adjust this title. Cars, trucks and SUV’s make all kinds of noises. When they start making a noise you’ve never heard before its time to have it checked out. Postle Tire Barn can help.
Up On the Tire Jack (click-click-click). No need to risk having a bad tire “incident” during the holidays. Bring your vehicle in to Postle Tire Barn and let us inspect your tires before you hit the road to Grandma’s house. It’s a free service we offer.
Baby, It’s Cold Inside. The holiday season is a bad time for your vehicle’s heating system to go on the fritz.
A Few More Classics (if they existed)
Here are a few more adjusted Christmas song titles purely for your enjoyment.
- I’ll Be Home For Christmas (Unless my fan belt breaks)
- Tow Truck Time is Here
- We Stalled Among a Midnight Clear
- Sleigh Ride (because the car broke down)
- I saw Mommy Kissing Mr. Goodwrench
But Seriously, Folks
Seriously, Postle Tire Barn wishes everyone a safe and happy holiday season. Our commitment to our customers is genuine and sincere for without you, we wouldn’t have a business. Be safe this holiday season, and please contact us if we can be of service in any way.